how to play poker well in vegas

well just learned h ow to play poker well here in vegas .

u first go drinking with the great big al and then u get joined by nic nic and all his friends .then u carry on with kpnuts because he is more likely be the last one to finish .u look at your watch then to get the fright of your life its 9.30 am and the tourie starts at 12 am
so now its time to start drinking the cokes to sober up a bit for tourie no point going to bed now . then go down and invest 1080 dollars into tournie now u are half ways there up all night drunk and money invested .

now next thing to do is go down to were u are going to play and find were u are sitting before the tourie starts incase u lose your way later now remember this place u must get back here before the tourie starts very imporant thing this is .

now the tourie begings u play like a rock and only play premium hds that gives u a bit of a rock style look to other players they will lay down big hds to u . next u make a big call with a middle type hd against a player with a small stack whos been playing with any type hd mostly kt or kj type hds u must not put all your chips in but more than other people would call with u need a9 or a8 suited type hd for this .

now lady luck needs to be with u here but if she is u now have a good few chips , next wait for break and first hd or maybe 2nd or 3rd hd back make big raise with hd of tt or jj u will be called or put in for reraise here now they seen u played crap hd early on .they think u will lay a middle type hd down but this is the time u will double up or go bust

, if lady luck is in your favour u have now got enough chips to play only premium hds again .then its is up to the gods .

at this time u are looking at your chips and having seen thats there only 150 players left and u really can win here u sober up quick . u are playing the rush here u are not tired nomore and u play like a rock and only make moves when in position and with good premium hds .

well thats what i did now im playing in main event wat a way to go .if this helps anyone else then its been worth it i suppose no sleep for 2 days drinking for half that and main event ticket for biggest event in the world was worth it .